Said Jokes

Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke

He said "you'll understand when you get older"

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!!!!

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...

There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo

A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”

I asked an orphan where his mom was he started crying so I said it again And well that was my last day at the orphanage

A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."

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I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

i went down to my frigde to grab my dinner i said to the children whose next?

A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home

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My fitness guru said that if I got raped it would help me in future marathons

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When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.