Sadness jokes
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.
The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?