Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race
What’s worse than running with scissors? Scissoring With the runs
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why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
Why can’t orphans, play baseball
They have no home to run to
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
My wife was run over
what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
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Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar? He said "Oola snack bar!" Oola means hello in Spanish.
Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
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what is cheetah favourite taste to run fast? cheetah outta here
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
