Run jokes

Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Walking is just running with extra steps.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

What’s worse than running with scissors?

Scissoring with the runs!

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.

My wife was run over.