Run jokes
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Run, bestie, run!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!