Run jokes
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
Fuck you
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
What runs but never stops?
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"