God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
Why did the orphan run away?
They Wanted To Go Home
I want to run. I go Iran. Because I RAN not Iran because it’s a Iran joke about the country not the movement
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians? Winona Hider
i would invite you to play baseball but theres no home for you to run to
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away? Get to the ground beef
quite kid reaches down and class starts running quite kid: whats wrong pulling out my co
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand... When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why did naruto run fast?? Because he tried to get away from himself
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
Walking is just running with extra steps.
is your refegir ruu\
is your refregerator running you, better go catch it
ning
what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
