Run jokes
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Run, bestie, run!