Run

Run jokes

Blonde

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.

Down Syndrome

Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

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  • Dog

    Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

    You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."

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  • Stereotype

    A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

    A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

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  • Lemonade stand

    My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

    Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

    Memes

    Joyce

    What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

    Winona Hider.

    Suicide

    Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

    10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

    Account

    I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

    Game

    Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

    “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

    Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

    Shooting

    Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

    Hairline

    Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

    God

    God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

    People of Earth: *running and screaming*

    Santen: *to God* Really?

    Country

    I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

    One has a home to run to.