"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Why did the orphan run away?
They Wanted To Go Home
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Run, bestie, run!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
