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Run jokes

Down Syndrome

Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

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  • Stereotype

    A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

    A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

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  • Lemonade stand

    My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

    Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

    Memes

    Nose

    If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

    Beef

    What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?

    "Get to the ground, beef!"

    Orphan

    I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.

    Orphan

    I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

    By the way, he was an orphan.

    Country

    I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

    Suicide

    Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

    10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

    Game

    Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

    “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

    Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

    God

    God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

    People of Earth: *running and screaming*

    Santen: *to God* Really?

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

    One has a home to run to.

    Hairline

    Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

    Shooting

    Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.