Run jokes
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Memes
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.