A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
“A man came running into a hospital saying” -DOCTOR DOCTOR!!! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! “The doctor replied” -I know I amputated your ARMS!
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
why do orphans place baseball,
Because they have to run back to home base
Why can’t orphans have sex
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back too
What's and orphans favorite sport? Baseball Because that's the only time they can run home.
whats the difference between Stephen hawking and a tap the tap can run
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
