Run Jokes

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Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street and there lies a body...... what?

What's and orphans favorite sport? Baseball Because that's the only time they can run home.

why do orphans place baseball,

Because they have to run back to home base

why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties

When you’re in india and you start hearing a tick tick tick tick you run

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball? Because I took the bat and swun it at their kneecaps and now they can’t run, what are they going to do tell their parents

stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors

why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf

My girlfriend is soo fat that when she runs or walk she falls so I am breaking up with u

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: nooo don’t leave me catch me ahhh

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend:ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend:fat girlfriend:u didn’t catch me wawawawa:boyfriend: get off me 900 pounds ugh I hate u

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If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.

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what did the mustard say to the ketchup quit running so fast let me KETCHUP to you.

Why do you go to the bank. Do get money. When do you Run from the bank. When the cops come.

Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???

'Cuz' he made his home run

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man Running the stand Hey Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?

Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"