Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Run Jokes
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
