Run jokes
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.