Royalty jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Prince???
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
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