Royalty jokes
"Prince, please talk to me!"
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Let's chat here, Prince.