What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
Prince???
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
King.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Queen
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
