What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Royalty Jokes
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Prince???
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Queen
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
