Royalty jokes
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Kingly discussion?
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.