The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
PRINCE DON'T DIE! JUST DON'T! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSE
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
