Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Royalty Jokes
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Kingly discussion?
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
