Royalty jokes
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
When someone created Queen Elizabeth ii out of clay :/
What did kings say when they were made king? Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Prince???