Royalty jokes
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Kingly discussion?
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.