Royalty jokes
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Memes
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Kingly discussion?
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.