What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
PRINCE DON'T DIE! JUST DON'T! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSE
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
