Royalty jokes
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.