Royalty jokes
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
"Prince? Are you still there?"
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.