Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
