Royalty jokes
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!