What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
