Royalty jokes

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Queen

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

"Prince, please talk to me!"

"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"

"Prince? Are you still there?"

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

Let's chat here, Prince.

Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!

Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

How did Princess Diana die?

Giving the glove box head.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?

Answer: It tastes better.