Royalty jokes
Kingly discussion?
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Prince, are you there?
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
"Princess, you there? :("