Royalty

Royalty Jokes

Face

when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/

The image shows a two-panel comparison. On the left, Queen Elizabeth has a visible frown. On the right, a picture of Kate Middleton with a neutral expression. There is no text on the image.

Rhyme

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Queen

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

Diana

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

Fart

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Queen

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Dandruff

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.