Royalty jokes

Let's chat here, Prince.

Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

"Prince, please talk to me!"

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

"Prince? Are you still there?"

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"

Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?

How did Princess Diana die?

Giving the glove box head.

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.