Royalty jokes
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
"Prince, where are you?"
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Prince, can we please chat?
{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
Hi Prince.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
"Princess, you there? :("
Prince, are you there?
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said, "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today, so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations, and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode, and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."