What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II.
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
