Roses jokes

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.

Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.