Roses jokes
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.