Rope Jokes

in Depression

What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way

in Depression

How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope

in Depression

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first? The feather cause the rope stopped the child

in Depression

What did the rope say to my depressed ass

~ hey you wanna hang

A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. with one fits the ground first?

The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.


I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

in Noose

a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.


So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.

in Emo

my friends emo i told her to play jumo rope with me she hang herself L

in Depression

A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf. The rope stopped the emo

Daniel King
in Kangaroo

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?

A jump rope!


Did you know, curing boredom is quite simple. For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

That guy

Why do emos cut their arms because they can’t cut the rope

in Among Us

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? POLUS UP

in Emo

why dont you take emo skydiving they cut the rope

in Emo

what is an emos favrut game to delete cut the rope

Christopher Berry
in Stupid jokes

So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, “Oii, your kind ain’t welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off.” He goes back to his mates and says, “We’d better get outta here.” “Nonsense.” replies the mid guy, he’s your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He’s your typical rope. He burst out, “Fuck this!”. He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, “Say aren’t you a string?” “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.


there’s a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I’ve got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear

firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat’s balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

the big tank415
in School

when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones