Rope

Rope Jokes

One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo

Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.

What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?

ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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