How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
how do you get a depressed kid out of a trre? you cut the rope
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? POLUS UP
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging.. he didn't reply bc the rope was too tight
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
my friends emo i told her to play jumo rope with me she hang herself L
