Rope jokes

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.

How can you save a depressed person from a tree?

You cut the rope.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.