Rope Jokes

Doctor
in Puns

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

Anonymous
in Puns

I did not want to join sailing but my friend roped me into it.

Anonymous
in Emo

did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree the leaf won the rope stoped the emo

Anonymous
in Depression

whats a deppresed kids least fav game

cut the rope

Anonymous
in Emo

Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope

Anonymous
in Emo

What falls quicker of a tree? The leaf or the emo? The leaf because the emo is stopped by the rope

Tsuyu-Asui

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him…

Anonymous

Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope

Y e s

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first

The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope

Anonymous
in Hang

are you a rope, lets hang out by a tree and drink :)

boy: “why cant you get a family” me: “why cant you get a rope” boy: “wdym” friend and me: “we can show you” me: “i will tie the rope” friend: “i will push the chair”

Anonymous
in Hang

Are u a rope? Bcs i wanna hang sometimes

sexy_boobs
in Emo

how do you get a emo out of the tree

you cut the rope

Your local daddy
in Emo

a leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree , who hits the ground first? , The leaf because the rope stopped the emo kid

Anonymous

an emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree who falls first delete the rope stp the emo

Jordan
in Emo

My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said “Got a Rope?” I asked why and he said “I want to make a Swing.”

wht
in Emo

IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?

ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo

Anonymous

whats worse than aaron with downsyndrome aaron with a rope

in Emo

Whats an emos least favorite game? Cut the rope

James harrison
in Boy

Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him

Son he is dinner