Rope jokes
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Ah yes Google vs Bing
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.