IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
whats a deppresed kids least fav game
cut the rope
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
Who will hit the ground first the girl or the apple?I don't know it depends if the girl is emo or not if she is emo the rope will catch her.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
how do u get a depressed person out of a tree..?
you cut the rope they hung them self in...
