Rope

Rope Jokes

My wife is so fat. I took her to the Macy's day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said "Got a Rope?" I asked why and he said "I want to make a Swing."

boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first

The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope