Rope jokes

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope.

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.

What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.