you look sexy with that rope around your neck
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
What did the talking rope say to the man? Just hang in there
What's the difference between me and a rope? . . . A rope will hang with you
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
how do you get a depressed kid out of a trre? you cut the rope
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? POLUS UP
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging.. he didn't reply bc the rope was too tight
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
