A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Go commit neck rope
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass
~ hey you wanna hang
What's an emo person's least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way
What's the difference between me and a rope? . . . A rope will hang with you
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)
Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
Towing ropes can't be learned They must be taut.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid
