Rope Jokes

D.K.

how do you get a depressed man out of the tree, you cut the rope

Anonymous
in Depression

Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”

Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”

a bad joke

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

ethan

[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope

Anonymous
in Depression

what did the rope and the tree say to the kid

do you want to hang later

THAT MEXICAN

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.

anon

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anonymous

What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope

Anonymous
in Emo

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: “do you want to join my family tree?”

•~What am i?~•
in Sadness

One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

in Depression

So there’s Fred and Frank, now they’ve been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he’s depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here’s how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don’t judge to harshly)

Frank: Yo Fred: hi… Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah… Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: … Frank: what? I’ve got some noose (news) for you Fred: … I( Frank: fine… I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don’t wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: sigh you know…you really can’t rope me into this competition.

Anonymous
in Depression

How do u get a depressed person outta tree.U cut the rope

Anonymous

Why do emos cut their arms, because they can’t cut the rope

Goat
in Depression

What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid

Anonymous
in Depression

How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope

Anonymous

Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree

A. Cut the rope

Towing ropes can’t be learned They must be taut.

OreoFan

Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

Anonymous
in Emo

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The Apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Anonymous
in Depression

How do you get an emo down from a tree?

Cut the rope!