Roast jokes
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Me and your mom in the bed.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Ass.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.