You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
