Roast jokes
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!