Roast jokes
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
I love balls, bro. So do you.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.