Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”
Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum
I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
U so ugly when ur mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Your so fat you only know the letters KFC
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)
your forehead so big you could roast meat on it.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
Earth is full, Go home!
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Your mom is so fat she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D (Obesity)
You are so fat, that when you wear a yellow raincoat, that a running person behind you shouted "TAXI!"
bully: i can't understand you because i dont speak ugly language me: and i dont speak idiot language
Joe mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Trevor is a bitch
Your hairline so far back I rote a summary about it
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
