Bro your toenails are bigger that your IQ
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that side walked cracked up. 👋🏻
My mom said take out the trash but I couldn't find u
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
Your hairline so far back I rote a summary about it
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
Just cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
Your so fat you only know the letters KFC
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Your mom is so fat she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D (Obesity)
You are so fat, that when you wear a yellow raincoat, that a running person behind you shouted "TAXI!"
I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got on
Roses aree red violets are blue Your daddy is gay so are you
bully: i can't understand you because i dont speak ugly language me: and i dont speak idiot language
Joe mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl