Roast jokes

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

Butthole.

The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."

A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."