Roast jokes
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
joe mama roast
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.