Roast Jokes

I am not a nerd ;) I'm just smarter then you.

BUTTHOLE

The Bigfoots had a campfire one Bigfoot Asked what sould we roast next the other Repiled maybe a penis and a girl 👩🏻

*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies

When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-

I would roast you but I'm not supposed to burn trash.

Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.

Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”

if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china

I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face

What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)

Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum

Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”

fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.