Roast Jokes

Bully: YOU ARE SO STOOPID Classmate: does nothing Bully: OI, IM TALKING TO YOU Classmate: Oh you're talking to me, I thought you were talking to yourself.

your gay

bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night

I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here

yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me

Your so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death

Bully: i wasn't talking to you. me: then why are you listening?

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger

You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet

joe mama so dumb she studies for the covid test

joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

credits: to my freind

you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...

I’m not saying you’re ugly, but you’re the reason God created miscarriages!

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the lysol didn't kill.

if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china

Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”