I would roast you but your already so hot.
Earth is full, Go home!
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death
Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.