Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that
and your IQ is 5
You're cheap no one even pays attention.
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory
if im ugly at least im not you
Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
You mamy is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas and it’s still downloading
Imagine being such a low life that u need people to roast u to have stuff to do
you have an entire life being idiot,why not take a day of?
(me)I know why u don't have friends. (kid) why? (me) because u can't even figure that out.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
u have gaps in ur teeth looks like ur tongue is in jail