Roast jokes
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Someday you'll go far.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.