Roast jokes
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Stop it why offends... asf.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.