if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
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You're so fat when people see you running they can't help but yell out "keep running"
Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus
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Iâd roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
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Someone: I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE Me: Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me.
(me)I know why u don't have friends. (kid) why? (me) because u can't even figure that out.
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
You're cheap no one even pays attention.
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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
boi look at your hair, it be looking like the mACDONALD SYMBLE
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
