Roast jokes

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Someday you'll go far.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.