Roast jokes
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Stop it why offends... asf.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.