Roast jokes

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Someday you'll go far.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"

Your face makes onions cry.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."