Road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Memes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.