Road jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
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Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
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Toilet paper cried across the road.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?