Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road? A: Cause someone let go of the handle bars
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
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One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
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Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Two people walk down the road one sais to the other mitch we past weight watchers 2 minutes ago he responds jake the noodle shop is just here you been carrying that shit on your head for 14 years
hey hunter, thomas here why did the plane cross the road to get to the other side thanks guys remember to like it means a lot
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
Why did trump's brain cross the road to get to the other side oh wait there is no other side
Why Did prices Dyana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a sheet belt.
Why did the cow cross the road To go tp the moovies
Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
why did the cat cross the road
2 die
Why did the Lego cross the road he was on the wrong blockl
why did Diana cross the road because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
why did sophia cross the road to eat her nuggies
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the peanut.
Why did the duck walk across the road I lost my pecker
