Road jokes

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To die on the other side.

What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?

Fresh roadkill.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It just felt like it.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

It didn't have the guts to do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

Hehehe

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!

Why did the octopus cross the road?

Who knows and who cares?

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Toilet paper cried across the road.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

Who's the bus driver?

You will never nose [know].

Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

Why did the Russian cross the road?

To get to the other side.

I was riding my bike down the road!

When a car started coming, I started running.

It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)

Why did the camel cross the road?

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily!

Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!