Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did my brother cross the road ? Because he was looking for his brain
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
