Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic đ
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and saysâHey man, youve got a pair of balls!â The nun says, âI didnt wanna be drafted either....â
Whyâd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask âknock knock?â Other person says âWhoâs there?â A: the chicken
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
Why couldnât the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesnât see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes âAPRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
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What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
