Road Jokes

Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid

Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.

England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.

Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.

why did the orphan cross the road?

to finally get his milk.

What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

My parents told me I was born on the highway.

Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.