Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
