A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
why did the orphan cross the road?
to finally get his milk.
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
The mom : "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road honey?" The dad : "Everywhere"
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
What Road goes all the way to the sky? A Highway
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
why did the deer cross the road its freind deered it to
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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