Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
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Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
Why did the pedo cross the road? To get to the pre-school on the other side.
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
