Road jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Floor on the road?
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.