why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?... He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car
why did the orphan cross the road because he doesnt have parnets
Q-How did Hellen Keller break her wrist?
A-Reading road signs
Why did the knight cross the road
He can not because his armor was to heavy
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
All the traffic stoping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s.
THAT
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the STUDIO on the other side
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
