Road

Road jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

Student

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Kid

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Emo

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

Home

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Sperm

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Hooker

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Bird

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

Egg

Why did the egg cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!

Hobo

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.