Road jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?

Because he's extinct.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to skull.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in on his flat mate.

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

Why did the kidnapper cross the road?

To get the kids at the playground.

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Oh wait, he didn't.

Why did the egg cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?

To get to Birds Eye.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.