Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site ah hah hah hah
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts. Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flag mate.
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
Why did the turky cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the disable kid cross the road (Why?) He can't
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at chic fl a.
why did jordan cross the road so he could get to his house
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
