Road jokes
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
What’s big and black on the road?
No Words
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed." The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong." The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.