Road jokes
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.