What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
why did the baby cross the road? because he wanted to die
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why cant orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
why did zozo the hobo cross the road
to et the pringles
why did the hobo cross the road.
to get the rotten donut on the other side.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
