I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road, and yelled out, "MARIO KART!"
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape
Why did the anikin skywalker cross the road? To get the milk aand to get to the dark side
How is a woman like a road? They both have manholes.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road. Roadkill.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
What’s big and black the road
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
The hot holes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
Why did the orphan die on the road..... because they had no one to hold there hand.
Why did the orphan cross the road.Because his parents couldn’t help him out
