Road jokes
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.