What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
