Road jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.