Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Road Jokes
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
