Riddles

Riddles

Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black

person: Big black what

Riddler: ...

person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean

Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black

person: Big black what

Riddler: ...

person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean

I have a riddle for u;

10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Addie do you wanna cum over to my place tonight? We will have a great time I even made an itirabery of what we could do! 2pm knock knock jokes 3pm get on this sight and furiously go into the comment section of an actual funny joke and sown 1 hour typing 1 paragraph about how meeny weeny it is 4pm knock knock jokes 5pm riddles 6pm knock knock jokes 7pm knock knock jokes 8pm ( my favourite) nappy nap time! Then we can rest and be good little mittens and go to sleep at 8 fricking ( mama says the f—- word is a nono word) pm like basic female dog bunts ( the c-u-n-t word is also a nono word so I used bunts🤪) and I’ll announce that 6th grade sucks even though I know it’s literally the easiest thing ever and I won’t make pre Al in 7th grade because I’ll be held back like the stupid basic female dog bunt 🤪I am. So wanna cum over for knock knock jokes.?

A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢