Riddle jokes
What is 2+2? Fish.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?