Riddle jokes
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.