Riddle jokes
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?