Riddle jokes
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!