Riddle jokes
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.