What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
Riddle Jokes
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
