Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
Riddle Jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What is 2+2? Fish.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
