Riddle jokes
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.