Riddle jokes
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.