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What is playing with you?

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

What runs but never stops?

A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."

Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.

What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?

A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?

The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

What goes in hard but comes out soft?

Gum.

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

No.

Then how did you put your foot in it?

Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?

ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.