Riddle jokes
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
What is playing with you?
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What runs but never stops?
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.