Riddle jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.