Retardation jokes
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Alya is so retarded.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.