I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Retardation Jokes
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Alya is so retarded.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
