Retardation jokes
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584
Memes
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Fuck off!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
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I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Community
for those who missed the zoom BITCHFACES YOURE ALL RETARDED ME AND COSMO WERE NEVER TOGETHER YALL REALLY THOUGHT YALL REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY THOUGHT THAT WE’D ACTUALLY EVER DATE GROSS ON BOTH ENDS WE HATE THAT IDEA BOTH OF US COLLECTIVELY THIS WAS A MONTH OF A LOT OF WANTING TO DIE FROM THE CRINGE BUT HA WE PRANKED YALL HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES WE AINT BRINGING THIS DATING SHIT INTO 2026 HELL YEAH KACHOW (In other words, yall as gullible as a retarded purple pigeon dipped in mustard) -me and cosmo
Nevermind. I'm leaving for good since this website is always retarded. Good riddance!
*retarded laughing*