Why are Retards good at Basketball? Cause they Dribble all the time!
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride 2 wheelchairs
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool? vegetable soup.
What do you call a pool full of retards? Vegetable soup
Don’t use head and shoulders just use head otherwise you’ll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through
The other day my mom called me a retard I’m now an orphan
You smell like you farted (FARTED) harded (HARDED) A, B, Honor Roll all F’s you retarded (re-OHHHHH)
You smell like you farted FARTED harted HARTED A B honor rolls all Fs you retarded OHHHHHHHH
Your so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded
It’s funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she’s dating me.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler
Me: What do you call a group of retards? Friend: Down town? Me: Nope, target practice.
What do retarded cops give tickets for
going over 45 in a potato zone
the person who is reading this
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
You don’t have any balls
F1, F2, F3 do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U then last F U Q
What do you call a bunch of bi racial retarded kids, the special Olympics