im fucking retarted
Me: What do you call a group of retards? Friend: Down town? Me: Nope, target practice.
what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup
what's a mentally retarded person's favorite colour? clear
How do you kill a retard
Give them a knife and say “who’s special”
Why did the chicken cross the road.
to get to the retards house.
knock knock whos there
the chicken..
So I was sitting at a bar right, That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.
what's the difference retard and normal person. A normal person is not named Josh wakling
Me: I'm retarded. Teacher: Why? Me: It took me 2 hours to see 60 Minutes
you know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
Whats that stupid Girl in you're Class called
ThOt
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong
Don't use head and shoulders just use head otherwise you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person? A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast)
What do you call a retard?
Kahin
