Time

That guy

Why are Retards good at Basketball? Cause they Dribble all the time!

Doctor

Anonymous

The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride 2 wheelchairs

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Pool

dankmemester

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool? vegetable soup.

Pool

Ben Stephens

What do you call a pool full of retards? Vegetable soup

Shoulder

Ye nan

Don’t use head and shoulders just use head otherwise you’ll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through

Orphan

Not anonymous

The other day my mom called me a retard I’m now an orphan

Smell

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qS2LN_hgCWA

You smell like you farted (FARTED) harded (HARDED) A, B, Honor Roll all F’s you retarded (re-OHHHHH)

Smell

Lol

You smell like you farted FARTED harted HARTED A B honor rolls all Fs you retarded OHHHHHHHH

Still

Lolriz

Your so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded

Girlfriend

deviruzh or devirush

It’s funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she’s dating me.

Brain

Anonymous

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist

Cousin

Anonymous

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler

Friend

Anonymous

Me: What do you call a group of retards? Friend: Down town? Me: Nope, target practice.

Cop

TArDWArD

What do retarded cops give tickets for

going over 45 in a potato zone

Personal

s

the person who is reading this

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Vegetable

Anonymous

Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind

Ball

MR.PUSSY

You don’t have any balls

Last

Anonymous

F1, F2, F3 do you know what’s after F3?

  • F4, F U then last F U Q

Kid

Anonymous

What do you call a bunch of bi racial retarded kids, the special Olympics