what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool? vegetable soup.

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler

What do you call a bunch of bi racial retarded kids, the special Olympics

Why are Retards good at Basketball? Cause they Dribble all the time!

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist

The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride 2 wheelchairs

What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat? The wheelchair

so three retards walk in too a class room… Sike it was the garbage They mistaked it for there class room.

Why did the chicken cross the road.

to get to the retards house.

knock knock who’s there

the chicken…

What do you call a retarded Catholic?

Asperges

Why is Ronan’s forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings

Why is Jupiter’s ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan’s forehead kept it stuck in orbit

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy

What do you call a retarded cow

Vegan(vegetable)

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com

when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you

So a person walked into a shop

Shop guy: Hey RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD.

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How did 2 retarded people get ran over in 1 Second: Their my friends.

what do gay girls order in a bar

pussy juice

what do you call a retarded duck

fuck duck and lick my balls

Why did the chicken cross the road.

to get to the retards house.

knock knock whos there

the chicken…

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.

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