What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
You don't have any balls.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
The person who is reading this.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Tarik is a retard.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
