Retardation jokes
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
The person who is reading this.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato