Nevermind it’s retarded
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree? A: Wave at him
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves? Fell out of the tree
Why are Retards good at Basketball? Cause they Dribble all the time!
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots
When the school shooter says to get on the ground but the sped kid thinks it's simon says
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
What's the definition of total chaos? A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
Why did the retard cross the road ??
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He never made it!!
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
Retards
What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
What do you call a retard with a ak special forces
