Retardation jokes
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"