Cross

r.....

Why did the chicken cross the road.

to get to the retards house.

knock knock whos there

the chicken…

Poor

Crackhead

So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)

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Light

Anonymous

How did the retard win the break dancing competition? He saw flashing lights

Pool

bad jokes

what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup

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Fruit

Chuckles the Clown

What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed

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Name

Anonymous

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong

Bar

Tim van den Eng

So I was sitting at a bar right, That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that’s the story about how I met your mother.

Retardation

Thoma...... Muller

fortnite is gay and rëtarded

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Personal

JOHNNY

what’s a mentally retarded person’s favorite colour? clear

Boner

Anonymous

What do you call a retard with a boner? a slowpoke

Forehead

Anonymous

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning…Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

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Cross

Tanner Pomeranz

Why did the chicken cross the road.

to get to the retards house.

knock knock who’s there

the chicken…

Test

Anonymous

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com

Baby

Anonymous

I told my dad that I’m gay he replied ‘’no your retarded”,then he went off to kiss a baby

Confusion

dicktastegud

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.

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Suck

Anonymous

when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you

Man

Anonymous

confucius man asy Full retard. it’s an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.

Roast

Anonymous

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

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Bus

Anonymous

What’s the definition of total chaos? A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.

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