Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.
Fuck off
Tarik is a retard
What do you call a retarded cow
Vegan(vegetable)
what do you call people that make retarded jokes
you
What will reddit be without the robot logo?
RedDOT.
(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
whoever invented religions. they fucked up. We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
So a person walked into a shop
Shop guy: Hey RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD.
THis is REALLY funny
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THank you very much.
JOkeman78747870
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!
STOP MAKING AUTISM JOKES CALLING US "RETARDS". IT IS NOT COOL.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup and retarded shoes.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT
A retard walks into a bar
Bartender: Hey retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard
THank you for listening to joke , sincerly - Jokeman87848584
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
