Retardation jokes
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
You don't have any balls.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
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I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
The person who is reading this.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.
Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.