Retardation jokes

What do you call a retard?

"Kahin."

Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.

What do you call a retarded duck?

Fuck duck and lick my balls.

Are you a race car?

Cuz I’m tryna fuck.

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

What do you call a retarded cow?

Vegan (vegetable).

I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.

What will Reddit be without the robot logo?

Reddot.

What does a middle aged man live in?

A retarded kid he keeps in the van.

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.

So, a person walked into a shop.

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The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."

The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."

Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."

What is the difference between me and a retard?

At least I have chromosomes.

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.