Retardation

Retardation jokes

America

  • What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

    A foreign exchange student.

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  • Democrat

  • You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

    You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

    You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

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  • Trump

  • I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.

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  • Man

  • What does a middle aged man live in?

    A retarded kid he keeps in the van.

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  • Shop

  • So, a person walked into a shop.

    Shop guy: "Hey RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD."

    This is REALLY funny.

    Please upvote, comment, and like.

    Thank you very much.

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  • Child

  • The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."

    The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."

    Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."

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  • Cow

  • The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

    What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"

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