Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
