Retail jokes

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?

IHOP

What do you call an angry shopper?

A cuss-tomer.

Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

What do dogs do when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

The thing I don't like about shopping centers...

When you see one, you've seen a mall.