Retail jokes
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
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Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
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Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.